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- A golf ball has 336 dimples (most commonly, at least)
- There are 5280 feet in a mile
- Most American car horns honk in the key of F
- The name Wendy was made up for the book “Peter Pan”
- Bananas are actually a berry, not a fruit
- Barbie’s last name is Roberts
- Tom Sawyer was the first novel written on a typewriter
I hope you feel useless smarter.
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more useless information:
gravity pulls up
the sky if pink
Peter doesnt do wheelies
Apple makes reasonably priced consumer electronics.
never said it was true.
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Barbara Roberts is the most upper middle class boomer name I’ve ever heard.
And she would absolutely want to be called Barbie.
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Mods, I would like this man banned, please.
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A berry is a fruit.
-biology teacher
Was the rest of Peter Pan true?
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The first rain sensing wipers were on the Citroen SM and used an all mechanical system.
I may be wrong.
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Babs.
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This, “ The name Wendy was made up for the book “Peter Pan””, is not true.
All kidding aside, J. M. Barrie did not invent the name Wendy for his 1904 play Peter Pan, the Boy Who Wouldn’t Grow Up (the book form of the story, Peter and Wendy, was published in 1911).
But we have absolute proof that there were earlier Wendys, thanks to the just-released 1880 U.S. Census and the 1881 British Census (available here ).
These documents show that the name Wendy, while not common, was indeed used in both the U.S. and Great Britain throughout the 1800s. I had no trouble finding twenty females with the first name Wendy in the United States, the earliest being Wendy Gram of Ohio (born in 1828).
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Semantics, smart guy.
(I could really use a biology background, to honest, reading autopsy reports is hard)
Probably not, likely a bad trip.
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Fascinating, good to know.
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Making gender assumptions?
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Just like all easily quoted facts, we never know if they’re true.
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Should that be "Wendies?"
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I unfortunately know this man for real. He’s holding my camera lens hostage.
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Huh?
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Wha?
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Nope. You don’t pluralize proper names like you would other English words.
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its a pretty comfy hostage situation...you can have it back any time. just let me know
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All good, I don’t use my Nikon anymore. Besides, I bought a new lens today.
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There are 5280 feet in a mile
How did I know my recent electric car rental was made in Europe? Well, besides the research I’d done previously, the car (made in France) used yards to express distance in its navigation system once I was closer than a mile to my next turn .
This probably makes a great deal of sense in the metric system (it’s trivial to convert meters to kilometers) but was baffling for me in Imperial.
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That is absurdly strange.
There are three feet in a yard, at least.
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Fortunately in science, semantics isn’t a thing. I’ll leave that for the english majors.
My BS was in Health Sciences, so I can help you out with th ose coroner reports. I think they usually conclude with death.
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My background is criminology and sociology, so I’m game to argue about nonsense.
Actually, coroner reports usually start with death. Don’t want to start with a live one.
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What I wouldn't give to have a golf ball within handling distance right now.
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I feel like something can be said here, but it shouldn’t be.
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My name is
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Wha?
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Who?
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My background is criminology and sociology, so I’m game to argue about nonsense.
Read The Bonnot Gang if you ev er want a good case study in criminology and sociology.
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Oooh, that sounds fascinating! I’ll have to check it out.
Do I look like a cop? What the heck kind of a cop would drive a lime green Fiesta with black racing stripes?
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Dammit, I was hoping we could get to the Slim Shady bit.
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I’m surprised at the lack of knowledge my younger coworkers have about 90’s pop culture.
Am I the only one who watched Friends and took the cosmopolitan magazine quizzes for laughs?
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But you should
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I’m not a cop and driv e an old scratched up Tundra while rocking a porn ‘ stache. Sometimes the good guys don’t wear white.
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You know she is a hero because she has two first names.
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Three feet in a yard, exactly....not "at least"
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That was meant in the sense of “if nothing else” not a “there could be more”, just to clarify.
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I knew that, just wanted to be pedantic
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I can’t blame you for it.
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ha - love it, I’m totally a wonk...
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Yards are used in the U.K. for distances.
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i didn’t know any of that till now.
thank you
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Years ago I used to do a “random fact of the week” on an unused dry erase board. Some of the highlights I remember are animal related.
Hippo milk is pink
Almost three percent of Antartic ice is composed of penguin urine
Bats always turn left when they leave caves
My personal favorite
Wombat poop is cube shaped
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Interesting. We always refer to fractions of a mile.
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Well, 1995 was a quarter century ago, now.
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There's no such word as "pluralize." And when Bernie gets elected he's going to ban pluralities by executive orders.
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and a permanent pen to mark off the dimples as you count them?
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the look of concern on that wombat’s face is appropriate for cube poopers
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I grew up in the metric system, and I am still flumoxed by the vast array of non-metric options the US presents me. But I certainly know 5280 ft in a mile because I live in Denver, the “mile high city”, and friggin everything is branded as “5280"here. 5280 bars, 5280 taxi companies, 5280 week where there are deals on fancy restaurants for $52.80. painfukl.
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Ooh, I love useless facts! Allow me to join.
The Austin Princess was the first car to have obscured windshield wiper spindles:
The 1972 Mercury Monterey was the first production car with airbags:
The Renault 4 has a longer wheelbase on one side than the other because of its torsion bar suspension:
The 1949-1950 Kaiser Traveler has a fake left rear door: https://oppositelock.kinja.com/why-the-1949-1950-kaiser-travelers-left-rear-door-is-fa-1841315570
Also, the Chinese soft-shelled turtle can pee through its mouth, and the dot on top of a lowercase “i” or “j” is called a “ tittle” .
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...
Sadly, most of the obscure animal knowledge I possess is genital-related (thank you, old high school friends I don’t hang out with anymore). Oh, the things I wish I didn’t know. I will never be able to look at some animals the same way again...
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There is a 36 letter long word that means an irrational fear of large words:
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is one of the longest words in the dictionary — and, in an ironic twist, is the name for a fear of long words. Sesquipedalophobia is another term for the phobia.
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Thankfully inappropriate/bathroom humor is taken pretty well at my work. Heck, I bought my boss a pooping pooches calendar, and he’s excited that when he comes in on Monday it’ll be a new month. He wants to know what kind of dog he’ll see taking a dump for the next month but doesn’t want to peak and spoil the anticipation.
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Kangaroos often have two upside-down penises. Echidnas have four-pronged penises. Sea slugs have penises that break off after mating, and duck penises are a foot long, corkscrew-shaped, and BARBED. Cats also have barbed penises, which is why they don’t like to mate. And Walruses have an actual bone in their penises, giving them the largest penis relative to body size in the animal kingdom. Some Chinese luxury cars have whale penis-leather interiors...
Help me.